The life sarcastic is one lived in wile,
Tis’ a vale of eye rolls and a slippery slope of bile
At every serious sentiment and earnest thought.
For the self-proclaimed (t)wit, sacred is naught.
The life sarcastic is to sneer at a simple joke.
It had better be nuanced as fuck,
Or tongue-in-cheek, that shit's dope.
But lolcat memes now, they always in luck :)
The life sarcastic is to drawl, "You don't sayyy",
To an opposing opinion, when you're down a chardonnay.
But if you hath nothing to offer after that initial rejoinder,
You curl your lip and say "It's all relative, you'll find, duhhh".
But there's perks to be had in the life sarcastic.
The world is an unending fount of both mediocre and bombastic
Events for the wit to satirize their existence against
And loftily pronounce, "humor is the best antidepressant"!
Tis’ a vale of eye rolls and a slippery slope of bile
At every serious sentiment and earnest thought.
For the self-proclaimed (t)wit, sacred is naught.
The life sarcastic is to sneer at a simple joke.
It had better be nuanced as fuck,
Or tongue-in-cheek, that shit's dope.
But lolcat memes now, they always in luck :)
The life sarcastic is to drawl, "You don't sayyy",
To an opposing opinion, when you're down a chardonnay.
But if you hath nothing to offer after that initial rejoinder,
You curl your lip and say "It's all relative, you'll find, duhhh".
But there's perks to be had in the life sarcastic.
The world is an unending fount of both mediocre and bombastic
Events for the wit to satirize their existence against
And loftily pronounce, "humor is the best antidepressant"!
- When I tried to pay my therapist in rhyme
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